[WARNING] Stay away from Koovert!

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Is Koov weird or what?

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  1. Hawk0364

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    This is a formal warning to all players of Karismic MC. It has come to my attention that some of you have become friends (somehow) with Koovert, the Manager of the server. I just wanted to warn everyone that if you hang out with Koovert you will never get into any parties and it will instantly ruin your reputation if you are seen in public with him. Why you may ask? Simply because he is very weird and also prefers to play baseball by himself, and not with other people. I also caught him picking his nose during a staff meeting.

    So once again, please stay away from Koovert. If you want help confronting him, simple say "KTK" in chat.

    Your favorite staff member,
    -Hawk
     
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    Can confirm, have seen Koovert playing baseball by himself on multiple occasions.
     
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    This Koovert guy sounds like a total stud ngl
     
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    Wait till you meet him. He will most likely ask you to buy him food. His only income is doing surveys online
     
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    When first reading this post I did not believe it... just take my advice and stay as far away as possible. Best of luck to anyone who runs into Koovert.
     
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    That's what I'm saying!
     
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    But the baseball part isn't even the worst... he also likes little children
     
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    Oh dang..
     
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    I've met this man only once and he reels you in with fancy ranks and titles, the next moment your kidneys are gone
     
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